Sunday, July 10, 2011

WHY WOULD YOU STICK THE WHOLE BATHROOM UP YOUR BUTT!

*yawn*
*sigh*

I should really start doing more productive things this summer. This template is great, I just thought you found it bland and wanted to change it. I was just giving you my blessing if that was the case, that's all.

Delhi Metro...whats that like? Been do Delhi a couple times. Once to see the sights and the other for a wedding. No actually scratch that, just once (the wedding was in Mumbai). Sad that I know so little about our national capital, I can't say I know much about the entire top half of our country actually. I can already see this post going pear-shaped. Its just that I feel like I have very little to say now.

*sigh*

I feel like that robot in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the one that's depressed all the time (now, thinking back, I have a feeling he was voiced by Snape...hmm...). If I created a robot it would probably be like him. Talking about creating robots, I can't. Yesterday I took apart my mouse with a Swiss army knife. It (the mouse not the knife) hadn't been working for a while and I thought I could revive it. I got as far as to get the LED light blinking, kinda like a pulse, but the censor stayed pretty dead. 

Also please don't creep Vizz. It wouldn't take much effort on your part and would be very little fun for me. It sounds scarier now because you sound like have experience and would know what you were doing.

(At this point I left for college and shut my laptop, and the post was automatically published. Weird...I didn't know it could do that)

I watched a video of Emma Watson speaking at the HP 7.2 premiere and understandably, everyone was crying. But Rowling was really going at it, definitely the wateriest person there and that is saying something considering Emma's presence there too.

I have always wondered what it would have been like if I had grown up in India. It would have probably been down South someplace, Bangalore maybe. Co-ed schools, public transport, more freedom...hmm. 9.6 is very impressive, its no wonder they all want you. DPS schools IN Delhi are all considered pretty good. Delhites I know that didn't go to DPS call it an IIT factory but I guess they're just jealous.

You perform for each other at sleep overs? It's disappointing to know that pillow fighting in your underwear isn't all you people do. This changes my whole perspective of life and everything in it. In dance related news, I watched the last 15 mins of Just Dance today. Not exactly 15 mins because I changed the channel whenever it came to the judges critiques and it got so cringe-worthy I had no choice but to change.

I  feel like the next two paragraphs about vampires were more for your benefit then mine. So I'm just gonna skip right past that. The enthusiasm with which you talk about them reminds me off a friend (in fact my best friend in Michigan). Showed her the post and she thinks so too. Also, she thoroughly backs you on the me being "conceited even while being sweet" front. I can't help but agree.

And you should know all guys are pro-lesbian. Shorts, skirts, holding hands, kissing, we are all for all that. Just thought you should know we don't see it as disadvantage. Or I could be lying. Maybe we do go to bed every night thinking, "there goes another day in which I wasn't able to wear a skirt and skip down the street hand in hand with my best mates". Maybe.

You know who Jason Bourne is. Then you should also know its an alias, and since the entire franchise surrounds him trying to find his true identity, it makes it the coolest alias in the world. Hence, Jason Bourne. I must now listen to Extreme Ways-Moby and you should too. Such a cool song.

Now we come to the part you have been waiting for, the explanation of the title. I watched Horrible Bosses with Vizz on Thursday. It was between either that or Delhi Belly, and I think I made the right decision because  I have never laughed harder for a movie. Also I am huge Charlie Day fan and everything is funnier with Vizz. The title is the Charlie Day line that literally had me peeing myself. No, not literally...whats wrong with you?

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