Sunday, July 31, 2011

Yaar, this place is so cool, no?

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It's 12 AM here, I have a Chemistry test tomorrow and need to get some sleep. I also need to think of the answers to those questions, thought - provoking as they are.

Wow, cool story indeed. That was kind of what happened witht this guy. He was the only one at my birthday party and all of that, but then first grade onwards, we just drifted apart. One of my other good friends from kindergarten who ended up as my classmate this year, was in his tuition. And hence the connection. Yes, he did hound me and my friends (about me) for a bit, calls, chats, all of that. It's now been about two months if not more, since I've talked to him. People are so weird.

^^ - One of my favourite emoticons; makes me feel quirky. I see how anonymous people are allowed to follow your blog (save for Vizz, of course), but I'm not. What is her URL? I follow a lot of my brother's friends' blogs. I hardly have time to update my own now. I'd filled it with Harry Potter stuff before the movie and did one post about life here after that. I love tumblr! I feel extremely tempted to join it, but I think two blogs are more than enough. So I just keep going through a few of my friends' and other random blogs. It most often makes my day. How about a joint tumblr? :)

Thing with the school is that it's an experimental or progressive school. So they have great ideas, aspirations, but putting them into practice seems to be a slow process. They used to have houses but no longer do cause it is too much competition (WTH?!). So the number of inter - house oppurtunites, is well, zero. Which leaves just inter school stuff for which you need to be real good. And the school has only started with this stuff last/this year. I'm there on the school magazine editorial team now and will be joining the debate club soon. We will also be hosting our second MUN in November. The teachers (atleast my English teacher) wants to do a lot of amazing things, like stage productions, and if not all, I expect at least some of the things to take place eventually.

We follow some boring English (NCERT) textbook here that thinks it has classy content but is kidding itself. It seems to be more of a Science textbook than an English one. Our teacher wants to rush through that stuff and then do real Literature with us. One of the guys the other day said 'shit' while this teacher was in class and then apolgised. She said it was alright to say shit as long as he didn't submit work that was like shit. o.O

Ahahaa, that was funnaay. Believe me when I say these guys are scary. At least one or two of them. And their height and mature looks are no help. Been talking more to the ones in my class, not just the Commerce guys. Sitting in the grass is scary when you can see spiders and ants crawling about and you're wearing shorts.  But winters get freezing cold. And actually summers are pretty bad too, though it's pleasant now. We have half an hour to forty minute long assemblies where kids cover topics that have hardly any connection with each other. Wednesday assemblies have people playing music though, which is quite nice. However, it is followed by lame speeches. They released hot air balloons in the Friday assembly, cool stuff.

We have unit tests this whole month and exams in the next. I'm still familiarizing my self with the faculty and who I can approach. I've already mentioned above the stuff I've begun to do. Jhand ho gayi is like taff but I think it has more than one application/meaning. Arsh is a good friend of mine who apparently few people like and now think we're dating, which we're not cause I currently like Pushp. Dhruv is his best friend and a cool guy. (You do not need to bother with that, just thought I'd mention it.) I am making a conscious effort to talk in Hindi cause people seem to sense some sort of accent in certain things I say and also I cannot bear to hear the English some people speak. Ouch.

It is sad that I always tell you stuff knowing what you would reply. Like this. Check this out - http://pics.indya.com//Channel/star_plus/just_dance/190711063634134.jpg  . Worse than the one you showed. He's an amazing dancer, my favourite dancers are always under him, he does my fav. songs, is really sweet, has his own dance institute and also teaches challenged children. How can I not like him.  ^_^

After my friend and I read the series, we used to have long discussions about it even during class. Before long, my entire section was crazy about it and after much requesting, we got the librarian (who loved us) to get the whole set. And now it's a fad in the whole school. To think that I was the cause for it all.

Whoa, whiner?! I was just asking you, clearing the air. Also, I think we should keep answering to the blog on a Sunday - Sunday basis, more convenient for the both of us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYO7HUGp5I  - My brother and his group members directed the movie as their last assignment for their film course. Also check out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7CFKZy1pfQ&feature=player_embedded . Old stuff he and his friend made.

I think we all had a phase of utter lameness.
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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Hello Blogger 2 (We need to say that more...its the title of the blog)

What qualifies as a fancy life? And what would you do if you had all the freedom you needed?

It always nice to begin with questions especially when you have absolutely nothing else to talk about. I guess it a similar trait among all engineers then. Hmm. I had a crush on this girl who was with me in 2nd and 3rd (1st too? not sure). The only girl from school I called to my birthday party and everything :P. After that she left for Mumbai and I totally lost track. UNTIL...(da da da dum) I met this really cute girl at the United Nations Simulation Conference. No, it wasn't her. We said we would keep in touch through Facebook but I couldn't find her, but she found me. The reason I couldn't find her was because she had made a joint profile with some of her best friends. And a couple days later one of the best friends messaged me...guess who...she had been in Mumbai only a year or two and had been back in Dubai ever since. Later we found out I had friend in common with the other friends in the profile too, cool story huh. Kinda like 6 degrees of separation. In summary,  yes I think its creepy that was he was searching for you for 10 years but maybe he really likes you ^^

I have never used that emoticon before. I follow a few blogs right now, and my favorite one is written by this wacky American 20-something girl and she uses it a lot. I found out a few days ago that she has been following my blog too and even made a couple comments...just didn't know because I never check my Gmail. I'm getting used to the whole blogger scene now. Even started adding GIFs and things. All the best GIFs are on Tumblr though. Maybe I should make an account there too...

I watched all the speeches that they made at the premiere again yesterday, along with this video of the final days of shooting. Pretty emotional.  Checked out shaukin.com ... pretty legit. Eragon and all the Inheritance Cycle books are great...it's just the movie that I wasn't a fan of. It is now the scale to which I measure all disappointments.

The school sounds nice and cozy. Individual attention and amazing co-curriculars. Our schools had thousands of students and still never went for MUNs on the international level (despite my kicking and screaming). Just be thankful you don't have to use public transport...that's what my mum would say. Oh my God, they say 'dammit' and 'crap' tch tch tch ...somebody get me the soap. This whole homo thing keeps coming back to you huh. Interesting.

Guys, like wild animals, are more scared of you then you are of them. Don't wait for them to come talk to you. Go talk to them. Take it from me, I have never had trouble talking to guys :P.  Oh wait scratch that, I see you are talking to guys...just the commerce guys? How clean are the floors and how hot do they get? If they're both bare-able then our afternoon shift assemblies still takes the cake. At least 20 minutes rooted to the same spot and always at noon. So so hot. If you were in the prefectorial board you stayed longer and helped the ones that passed out from dehydration. It happens. 

Do you guys have a student council? I'm sure you would. Get involved and start working on your list. Take initiative, stuff like that looks great on college applications. My Hindi is horrible and I have always been so ashamed of that (my mother said she would teach my over the summer ... fail). Also, I don't know who Dhruv and Arsh are and what Jhand ho gayi means.

My grandfather argues with the automated Aircel calls...I have given up trying to make him understand. Secretly, I think he understands and just wants to vent.

Googled the Terence dude. He looks gay. You can't argue with this picture (http://www.filmyfriday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Terence-Lewis.jpg). You can try but you'd lose. Hes as straight as a goofy straw.

She didn't read everything I just showed her that one post. Don't think she has read VA just twilight.

Oh yea about that...I tried watching the video twice and it got stuck both times but whatever little I saw of it looked well made. Your brother helped produce it? great work...really professional. The blog was the reply to the inbox. No one likes a whiner.

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

My new life and other stories

I'd known this girl back in Dubai, in my bus with a fancy life and everything, who shifted to Noida a few years ago. I caught up with her recently on chat and she told me that life here is amazing. You have much more freedom and it's more fun. I told my friends that and we all wondered how much more freedom she could have. Me? I doubt I would be allowed to go downstairs without two body guards or something. 'Cause my uptight cousin sister - in - law is, well, uptight. So Delhi Metro .. I think there's a long way to go. And I have to agree, I know little about the capital as well, but having traveled to the North a lot, I'm not too bad. FYI, though Noida is in U.P. and Gurgaon in Haryana, Delhi, Gurgaon and Noida all come under the National Capital Region (NCR).

My cousin doing IT engineering thought the same. We'd given him an mp3 player two years ago. It lasted three months. He then decided to take it apart, study it and put it back together. Needless to say, it did not happen. 

Aw shucks. Thought it might make life fun. I did it a few months ago to a girl who was my classmate in kindergarten and again in eleventh grade. It was about her brother and only a little creepy. Come to think of it, it was pretty casual. But nothing is as creepy as finding out that your kindergarten classmate, a guy, has been 'searching for you for the past ten years' and has a crush on you. *Shudder*

Actually, I'd just logged in at the time and went to the dashboard for some reason. Thinking you forgot to publish the post after drafting it, I published it. I then realised that you probably did not finish it but since there's no way to unpublish it, other than  deleting it, I just let it be. 

Well, it all started with Rowling; must definitely be the hardest for her. Such a long journey - first all the books and then the movies and of course the immense and uproarious response to all of it. I will be watching the movie today, a little late I know, but halls were booked and my cousin S.I.L.'s brother (a commercial photographer, visit www.shaukin.com) got sick. Which reminds me, I told him that a few friends of mine said that the movie wasn't so amazing, to which he said it didn't matter. I later showed him your status and he said that he really liked Eragon too, so maybe there really is something in what you say. I said yes, this guy is really Uncle - like. (If you do not know about my usage of the terms uncle and aunty, not relation - wise, let me know. I shall explain it to you.)

Let me now tell you about my new school and life. The Heritage School, Gurgaon, is a progressive school, different from mainstream schools like DPS, reason enough for me to attend it. This school is hardly 9 - 10 years old, so students are very few in number. Eleventh and twelfth grade have two sections each. TWO FREAKING SECTIONS! 11 A has both Science and Humanities students, a total of 20 - 25 (we all have individual classes though, except English) and 11 B has about 20 students for Commerce. So my Physics and Chemistry classes have 7-8 students, Computer has 3 (two guys and me o.O). Math has people from Commerce as well, so it's kind of fun. The school has quite a few activities which I am still discovering (they are going for the Harvad MUN in Mumbai next month which has now been tied up with Taj Hotel) and many debates and stuff. School starts at 7:45 AM and is till 3pm. The bus is narrow and nobody fits through. Dumb kids stand in aisle and expect others to pass through. 

Teachers are extremely free with students, especially these few female Bong teachers that we have. They say 'dammit' and 'oh crap'. While we were doing charts to be put up on the bulettin boards, my teacher played songs on her mobile by Simon and Garfunkel, Guns 'N Roses, The Queens, Lenka and Taylor Swift. We also had a small debate on homosexuality in class. Go figure. 

None of the guys in my class talk to me in particular. The one guy who did in fact talk, said 'Good job Priyansha' or something like that. Since there are such few people, everybody knows I'm the new one. Either they know me to be from Dubai, or they struggle with my name. But the guys in the other class I do talk with. And it was real fun. And quite a few of the girls too, though I'm not sure I can relate with many of them. But I'm getting a hang of the place. Except the assemblies. The Friday ones we have sitting in the cricket grounds and the Wednesday ones we have sitting in the auditorium (on the floor, not chairs). 
My two goals to be achieved before leaving this school would be: 1) To improve the sad, pathetic quality of the sad, long, pathetic assemblies  2) To fill the class and corridor bulletin boards with nice stuff on a regular basis, since this school only does it as a formality before surveys and I've spent the last two years of my life doing up my class boards amazingly. 

Also, teachers teach in Hinglish and most people talk that way. I talk to C - Dawg and another friend in Hindi, but the moment I'm in school, it's only English I can talk in. I tell them to talk in Hindi though I will reply in English cause I will be taking a while getting used to that. Dhruv and Arsh therefore made fun of me. And I'm real good at Hindi, by the way. Thanks to the awfully scary, wild guys in my class, I now can swear in Hindi/Punjabi and am adapting to the local language. Like 'Maa ke lode', 'Chut****' and 'Jhand ho gayi'.
Damn. 

I keep getting stupid Aircel calls with lame movie dialogues and annoying messages all the time. I never liked Aircel, never will.

Generally, we don't perform. But I love dancing to slow songs and making them better than they are. And no. We do not pillow fight in underwear, though I'm sure you would think that since you are pro - lesbian and all of that. Dance India Dance. It used to be the bestest, most amazing thing in my life for a while. C - Dawg's and mine, to be precise. Oh, we were so crazy, believe me. I LOVE TERENCE LEWIS. So damn much. And even the other judges. But then the fun factor came down a lot and the judges changed, though the dance quality went up tremendously. And I had to remind myself to try to care about it. I haven't properly watched TV in a while, so I really dunno how Just Dance is. Is it still on?  

Yea, I was reliving those moments of sheer bliss, two years ago. So, this friend has been through the entire blog? Seeing how she knows stuff about me, I might as well find out who she is. She reads VA too? 

Sorry, I forgot about the whole 'lesbianism is so sexy' part. However, bromance, not so much. I did see this picture saying 'Let men hold hands, not guns', which I really like and agree with.   

I shall just appreciate your thought and move on. Do you just ignore anything I might say to you on Facebook? I walled you a link to a documentary my brother and a few friends made. Expected some reply to that atleast unlike the inbox. And I really like the song. 

I wanted to watch Delhi Belly after all that I heard about it but haven't had the right company to go with. I also want to watch Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara but not as badly as Harry Potter of course. Thank you for the explanation, cause I was quite alarmed by the title. I had a good laugh at the last line and am glad to know that despite your great summer, you are taking time out to keep up this whole blog thing. 

Awesome 'N out, as I once used to say. 

Sunday, July 10, 2011

WHY WOULD YOU STICK THE WHOLE BATHROOM UP YOUR BUTT!

*yawn*
*sigh*

I should really start doing more productive things this summer. This template is great, I just thought you found it bland and wanted to change it. I was just giving you my blessing if that was the case, that's all.

Delhi Metro...whats that like? Been do Delhi a couple times. Once to see the sights and the other for a wedding. No actually scratch that, just once (the wedding was in Mumbai). Sad that I know so little about our national capital, I can't say I know much about the entire top half of our country actually. I can already see this post going pear-shaped. Its just that I feel like I have very little to say now.

*sigh*

I feel like that robot in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the one that's depressed all the time (now, thinking back, I have a feeling he was voiced by Snape...hmm...). If I created a robot it would probably be like him. Talking about creating robots, I can't. Yesterday I took apart my mouse with a Swiss army knife. It (the mouse not the knife) hadn't been working for a while and I thought I could revive it. I got as far as to get the LED light blinking, kinda like a pulse, but the censor stayed pretty dead. 

Also please don't creep Vizz. It wouldn't take much effort on your part and would be very little fun for me. It sounds scarier now because you sound like have experience and would know what you were doing.

(At this point I left for college and shut my laptop, and the post was automatically published. Weird...I didn't know it could do that)

I watched a video of Emma Watson speaking at the HP 7.2 premiere and understandably, everyone was crying. But Rowling was really going at it, definitely the wateriest person there and that is saying something considering Emma's presence there too.

I have always wondered what it would have been like if I had grown up in India. It would have probably been down South someplace, Bangalore maybe. Co-ed schools, public transport, more freedom...hmm. 9.6 is very impressive, its no wonder they all want you. DPS schools IN Delhi are all considered pretty good. Delhites I know that didn't go to DPS call it an IIT factory but I guess they're just jealous.

You perform for each other at sleep overs? It's disappointing to know that pillow fighting in your underwear isn't all you people do. This changes my whole perspective of life and everything in it. In dance related news, I watched the last 15 mins of Just Dance today. Not exactly 15 mins because I changed the channel whenever it came to the judges critiques and it got so cringe-worthy I had no choice but to change.

I  feel like the next two paragraphs about vampires were more for your benefit then mine. So I'm just gonna skip right past that. The enthusiasm with which you talk about them reminds me off a friend (in fact my best friend in Michigan). Showed her the post and she thinks so too. Also, she thoroughly backs you on the me being "conceited even while being sweet" front. I can't help but agree.

And you should know all guys are pro-lesbian. Shorts, skirts, holding hands, kissing, we are all for all that. Just thought you should know we don't see it as disadvantage. Or I could be lying. Maybe we do go to bed every night thinking, "there goes another day in which I wasn't able to wear a skirt and skip down the street hand in hand with my best mates". Maybe.

You know who Jason Bourne is. Then you should also know its an alias, and since the entire franchise surrounds him trying to find his true identity, it makes it the coolest alias in the world. Hence, Jason Bourne. I must now listen to Extreme Ways-Moby and you should too. Such a cool song.

Now we come to the part you have been waiting for, the explanation of the title. I watched Horrible Bosses with Vizz on Thursday. It was between either that or Delhi Belly, and I think I made the right decision because  I have never laughed harder for a movie. Also I am huge Charlie Day fan and everything is funnier with Vizz. The title is the Charlie Day line that literally had me peeing myself. No, not literally...whats wrong with you?

Monday, July 4, 2011

THAT is not what I meant!

If I go get these bottles, we go alcohol insane.


I get you, honestly. Every day, now especially, it is only the music that I listen to that helps me get through the day. I spend most of the car trips with ear phones plugged into my ears and the early evenings as well. The other template was alright; what's wrong with this one?! 


We were wondering about where to stay, initailly - Gurgaon (under Haryana) or Noida (under U.P.). Gurgaon is nice, pretty posh and expensive. Public transport is nearly non - existent, except for the Delhi Metro.  According to a survey by Business Today magazine, Gurgaon is considered the best city in India to work and live in. I've got a cousin living quite close by as well, the one with the dog. And guest house is pretty neat. It's just that our family is assigned only one room and it can get very frustrating when I want to get away from the people. My balcony is my only escape. Except the people opposite my building give me looks while I sing and dance. But I don't actually care. Maybe I do give you less credit, but can you blame me? I should add Vizz and tell him things I know about him that you told me. Would totally creep him out. (I've done slightly similar things to other friends.) 


I love how Rowling takes care of even the tiniest detail and how it is carried along in all the books. The specification takes it up a notch. It's really hard to put down the book, and maybe a little stupid too. Read it completely! 


I'm really warming up to the place and I've always wanted to live in India. But having nothing very productive to do keeps me thinking about what I/my friends would be doing back there. And things like that make it seem like it in fact has been months since I've left. There's DPS, Sushant Lok, The Heritage School and Amity that I've got to decide between. Heritage is a good school; it's more than the usual only academic approach, I hear. But I liked DPS at first glance; reminded me a bit of my school. And they seem pretty to have me too. Apparently, a CGPA of 9.6 is a big deal here. 
Most of the stuff I'm watching here was what I downloaded before getting here (check previous post).


MS is usually diagnosed at this age. Even though it isn't fatal, it can affect any part of the body at any time, you never know. Like last year, he temporarily lost vision in one eye and dislocated his knee cap or something. The knee problem arose this year as well, and after a number of tests, they finally diagnosed the disease. And he couldn't exactly write his exams; couldn't hold the pen. It was a real distraction during the boards, believe me. And worst part, all I can do is ask him how he is. I thought he might feel pitied and didn't ask him the last time, when halfway through the conversation, he asked me that. Cheers to our health. :)


I get that. I love going crazy to certain songs, make me feel uplifted, light. But I usually do it alone. We used to do it earlier, C- Dawg (you should know who that is) and me. We even did a performance on a very sad Hindi song and Waka Waka for two other friends of ours as entertainment during our sleepover. 'Twas really cool. 


It never was the vampire deal that struck me. I was just in need for a good read and stumbled across the e - book of VA (what my brother and I like to call it). We were at some mall in the US and I found another of the books in the series and bought it out of sheer excitement even though I hadn't read the first one yet. And then I began to read. And could not stop. I remember it clearly - I was in the flight between some lady and dude, and I was reading the e - book on my mp3 player. I began smiling stupidly at the ending, dumped the player into my bag and immediately pulled out the book and started reading that. I finished the book on the train to San Diego and began crying. This series was the reason for the first real conversation my friend and I ever had. Now, I talk to her at least once everyday, even when I'm here. I think you could give it a try, a few chapters at least. If you can read Twilight, you can definitely read this. But I s'pose you won't really like the more girly parts which do come up once in a while. (I LOVE DIMITRI. SO MUCH. OH MY GOD.)


Adrian Ivashkov, I LOVE him (especially cause Dimitri is clearly taken). Not only does the one girl he loves leave him for the only man she's ever loved, he also has to deal with the death of his favourite aunt and the shock of who killed her, not to mention the effects of Spirit that will eventually turn him insane. Or all the smoking and drinking he does to avoid these effects that will catch up with him. And unlike Lissa, I don't think he'll even try to help himself. Not anymore. 


I found out two days ago that June was gay pride month. So I'm actually glad we discussed this. My friend and I had been having a conversation about sexting/ phone sex for a while (it started for reasons I'm not sure of - class room boredom?) and I felt awkward about it after being called a lesbian. Of course, we didn't stop or anything. 
You know what's nice about being female? You could wear shorts or a skirt and nobody questions it. You could hold hands with another girl, kiss her (obviously, on the cheek), whatever, nobody really cares. Not so much for guys (not talking about kilts). And so, I can do it like a dude or a chick or whatever. And it's alright. 
Your track record consists of ...? 


Of course I know who Jason Bourne is! Bourne and Bond are fly and I love Bauer. Again, I knew this would be your reaction. What I meant was why is Bourne the name in our Gmail account?! Which reminded me of the time I guessed your ID instead of answering a security question. And, what is your skype id? 


It was towards the end of my eighth grade I guess, beginning of ninth definitely. It wasn't short - lived, not in the least bit. But yes, I didn't even talk to you then, except for maybe a few sad attempts at conversations once in a while. I guess it was the person who wondered if I would prefer being called on my mobile than my landline that I liked, not the one who calls me homosexual. I was almost over you by the time we actually started talking. And after certain other things, I was all cool. It's surprising/nice/weird how you can be conceited even while being sweet. 


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Sunday, July 3, 2011

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO JASON BOURNE IS?!

I got the mooooves like Jagger.

Strong opening, I know. Just that sometimes when I'm listening to music, its all I'm thinking about. This post may be a bit vague as a consequence. Brace yourself. I like the template! Something classy about it, but if you feel it to be too bland...

So whats there to do in Gurgaon. Don't think I have ever been to Gurgaon, what is it like? The guest house sounds pretty legit...pool and everything...nice! I don't remember when I first started doing British accents but I remember Vizz and I would have full conversations in weird accents. British, Italian, Irish, we butchered them all. And I obviously remember telling you about the road sign, which is why I mentioned it. When I first said "Vizz" I didn't think you understood who I was talking about so I was just making it clear. It's surprising how little credit you give me tch tch.

Talking about Harry Potter, I'm reading the last book again. Started on it a while back and falling in love with Rowling's style all over again. I don't know whether I should read past what happens in the first part though. I really liked the last two movies and I think its because I had forgotten most of what had happened in the book ; that way there was some element of surprise when I watched the movies. But now that I started it I don't wanna stop. What do you think? Should I keep reading?

You're already talking like it has been years since you left Sharjah. I'm sure you're going to have more fun there. Sure that depends on the school you get into as well. What has the list come down to? And what did you download before you got there? Sorry to hear about your friend. Stuff like that really bums me out, always wish I could do more to help. Guess we just have to realize how lucky we are to have a clean bill of health...so far.*Cue cynicism*

In Michigan I had solo dance parties all the time. When the college work load started to get to me I felt going crazy to Barbra Striesand by Ducksauce helped relieve some of the stress. I have a very understanding roommate, he even joins in sometimes. Also, I have never heard of Vampire Academy and the sound of it gives me a mental picture of a school for vampires so I don't think I will be hearing much more of it either. What is it with girls and vampires. And ANYTHING is better than Twilight. Read the first book to see what all the hype was about and it was terribly written and completely unoriginal. I'm convinced that the only thing she came up with herself is that vampires turn into pretty shining little gems when they step into the sunlight which is absolutely ridiculous. I read Brisingr right after that and it made Stephenie Meyer look like an 8 year old with crayons (too lazy to check whether I got her name right).

What is Adrian's fate? And I have no problem with you or gays. I'm totally down for everything that is happening in New York, all I'm doing is reading the signs. The Jessie J title for your last post doesn't help your argument. My track record shows a significant presence of girls older than me but 20 year olds maybe stretching it a bit...unless I'm 19.

How did Jason Bourne and my MSN id come into the conversation! But that aside, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO JASON BOURNE IS?! With his initials J.B. he is obviously one of the coolest people around joining the ranks of James Bond and Jack Bauer. If you don't know who those people are we have nothing else to talk about.

Haha crush on me? Must have been a long time ago when you didn't know me too well (=P). Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered by your momentary lapse of judgement (however short lived it might have been).

Last name ever, first name greatest.
Like a sprained ankle, boy I ain't nothing to play with.
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