Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Guide to Homosexuality, Maturing and Purchasing Footwear

Waddup B2,

Wait, why would you randomly want to use my name?! Why P...woops almost did it too. Good think I didn't though because you couldn't be more correct about how our blog is one surrounded by secrets, scandals and intrigue. O.o

So I'm sure you would have noticed by now that I have completely demolished all your efforts to dress up the blog. Sorry about that. It was just very...bold. Bold isn't the word I'm looking for. What is a gentle word for something that is filled a bit too much with overly colorful, really bright, migraine inducing shapes and figures? I guess there isn't one :p ... sorry it just wasn't me. Is this one okay? Keeping it simple and pleasant to look at? No? Then I encourage you to try again :)

Good? My weekend was pretty darn awesome. Without school, you should be having fun too. New home filled with strange lands to explore and adventures to go on. I can totally picture you as a character in an Enid Blyton novel. So go out there and have a jolly good time! (I said that in my best British accent). Vizz is the nickname, as in when I left for college I gave Vizz a road sign we had stolen a couple years ago (finally the blog turns scandalous :O ). Whereas, "Put" is a word which means: to place in a specified position or relationship. 


I could never understand why people bought branded flip-flops and sandals. Maybe I'm just too cheap that way. The only branded items (as in sporting goods) I bought were kicks for basketball. Everything else was from the cheapest places I could find. Sandals and shoes that were for rough use wouldn't even last me six months, either because my feet were growing so quickly or because I just wore them out playing football on the streets everyday. But I don't think those are problems you face huh. 
I'm LOVING Community. I think I'm about 6-7 episodes deep into the first season and its been great. Just watched the Christmas special and was in fits. Hilarious. Undeclared? I think I heard of it, but didn't they get cancelled after like 15 episodes or something. (Same one? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273028/). How is your internet connectivity there? You watching these shows on TV or downloading them? And whats your deal with steroids? I feel like you have some repressed psychopathic tendencies waiting for you to crack before it reveals itself. Tread easy.

I don't know what parts of it specifically, it just had a general lesbian vibe to it. But if you ever run into a dude wearing the same clothes as you, one of you is definitely gay, no doubt about that. And I can't believe you dedicated an entire paragraph to hair and nail care. Wow. Also, it may just be my cynical dirty mindedness but the way you described your relationship with dogs is often how women describe their relation ship with men. Replace dogs with boys and read it back to yourself. Finished? No? Then do it...Done? Congrats you are now more aware of the road you are heading down. You're welcome.

21? Woah...no no. You should be looking for guys your own age. How old are you? 11? =P
Maybe it was too early for the maturity lesson I just handed to you. You watch Dexter, I guess there is no point looking back.

Inbox? What inbox? But as you can tell....probably never replying to it...whatever it was.

Peaceee,
B1

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